help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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