is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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