Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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