He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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