real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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