I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I can text with my tongue
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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