but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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