Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
