In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
