U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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