i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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