It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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