Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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