I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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