Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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