Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Non-Jews are for practice
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
As shirtless as possible
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize