your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize