Heybabeimwearingurpanties
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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