I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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