Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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