You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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