you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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