Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.

(248): View more from Michigan

I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it

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Yeah...you probably will...

(248): View more from Michigan

well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.

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(305): View more from Florida

I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".

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(443): View more from Maryland

she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to

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(917): View more from New York City

Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY

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