A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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