i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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