He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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