Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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