The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
