I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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