I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
