Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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