It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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