Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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