hotel room ftw
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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