I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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