Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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