awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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