Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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