His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
