she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
