Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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