she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I AM VODKA MAN
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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