Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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