ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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