My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
