I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm bleeding and have questions
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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