So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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