No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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