He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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