Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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