wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she peed on how many people?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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