I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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