is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
bring money and cleavage
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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