I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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