i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Success! We fucked roommates!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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