just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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