Christians are straight up FREAKS
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
