i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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